Lyrics for the Day – The Intro and the Outro

OK, you have to hear this to get the full effect. We played it to death in college daze…

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Hi there, nice to be with you
Happy you could stick around
Like to introduce, “Legs” Larry Smith, drums
And, Sam Spoons, rhythm pole
And, Vernon Dudley Bohay-Nowell, bass guitar
And, Neil Innes, piano
Come in, Rodney Slater, on the saxophone
With, Roger Ruskin Spear, on tenor sax
Hi, Vivian Stanshall, trumpet
Big hello to, big John Wayne, xylophone
And, Robert Morley, guitar
Billy Butlin, spoons
And, looking very relaxed
Adolf Hitler, on vibes.
Princess Anne, on sousaphone
Introducing, Liberace, clarinet
With, Garner “Ted” Armstrong on vocals
Lord Snooty and his pals, tap dancing
In the groove with, Harold Wilson, violin
And, Franklin McCormack, on harmonica
Over there, Eric Clapton, ukulele
Hi Eric!
On my left, Sir Kennth Clark, bass sax
A great honor, sir
And specially flown in for us
A sessions gorilla, on vox humana
Nice to see, Incredible Shrinking Man, on euphonium
Drop out with, Peter Scott, on duck call
Hearing from you later, Casanova, on horn
Digging, General de Gaulle, on accordion
Really wild, General!
Thank you, sir
Roy Rogers, on Trigger
Tune in, Wild Man of Borneo, on bongos
Count Basie Orchestra on triangle
Thank you.
Great to hear, the Rawlinsons, on trombone
Back from his recent operation, Dan Druff, harp
And representing the flower people
Quasimodo, on bells
Wonderful to hear, Brainiac, on banjo
We welcome, Val Doonican, as himself
Very appealing, Max Jaffa,
Mmm, that’s nice, Max!
What a team, Zebra Kid and Horace Batchelor, on percussion
And a great favorite, and a wonderful performer
Of all of us here, J. Arthur Rank, on gong
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